Your Instant Homebody Halloween Plan

Watch 'Werewolf Serenade' on Amazon Prime Video

Got Halloween plans? No…‽ This is serious (note the real-life interrobang).

Why you should worry: A) Someone may invite you do something you don’t want to do and you won’t have a viable excuse not to do it; B) Entitled trick-or-treaters with outlandish expectations and culturally-insenstive costumes will literally be at your door; C) The call is coming from inside the house.

Here is an easy-peasy solution to your All Hallows’ Eve blues: Stay home, turn off the porch lights, make popcorn, and watch my new flick Werewolf Serenade on Amazon Prime Video tonight! Also, don’t answer the phone.

Safe. Simple. Celebratory.

This is the best way to be transported to realms of supernatural hilarity without leaving your couch. You don’t even have to raise your wrist other than to use the remote and perhaps sip your wine (reccomended).

What the critics are saying: 

“It’s a delightfully disconcerting fusion of cheapo matinee-horror filmmaking with Howell’s highbrow wit and lyrical dialogue; everyone …